How To Eat Sushi Sexily

1. Pour some soy sauce into a saucer. Resist the urge to plonk in a hunk of wasabi and stir till it resembles booger-filled sludge.

2. "Usually, theres already wasabi in the sushi, so no need to put xtra. But if u really insist, u can dap a bit more on the fish."

3. Use ur chopsticks to nudge ur sushi so it rests on its side. Secure it snugly between ur sticks so the fish doesnt slide off. Use ur fingers if u wan to b super authentic, but dun blame us if ur frens call u super poseur.

4. Plunge it into soy sauce fish side down. Dipping it rice side down will cause the sushi to soal up too much salty sauce. Worse, it may leave an ugly rice trail in the saucer - only acceptable if u r six. (... Tts wat i normally do.. Zzz.. XD)

5. Insert the entire bundle into ur mouth n chew. With ur mouth closed. Moaning in pleasure like the hosts on Japan Hour is not recommended. Swallow.

6. Next, daintily nibble on a slice of ginger to cleanse ur palate. Now boys n girls, take it away once again like Takeshi. (I dun usually do this step.. Er.. Dun like ginger..)

Tts all for eating ginger!.. I mean sushi.. Now i know the proper way to eat my sushi.. XD